While y'all are self isolating...

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
03/15/2020 at 23:14 • Filed to: I'm feeling gassy

I am struggling with one of the most painful, longest lasting bouts of intestinal gas I’ve had in decades... Don’t know what I did/ate to deserve this, but it’s getting old.

Have to do midnight lamb feeding in 45 minutes and all I can think about is please glob, let me fart this pressure down before I have to go bend over and deal with hyper little lambs in the cold.

DISCUSSION (17)

Snuze: Needs another Swede > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/15/2020 at 23:26

I feel your pain, brother. I dont know why but Ive had gas pains off and on since Friday and only started feeling better this evening. God speed to you and your bowels.

Also, I showed Mrs Snuze cute lamb pics - Im working on her to let me get one, and while she thinks they are cute, I dont think shes going to change her stance anytime soon.

ClassicDatsunDebate > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/15/2020 at 23:28

On ma GERD!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ClassicDatsunDebate
03/15/2020 at 23:31

Blech. Mrs. BoostAddict is a GERD sufferer ...

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/15/2020 at 23:35

If you plan to have sheep past weening, you really need more than one. Sheep are highly social animals and must be with others in order to feel comfortable. People can be friends for sheep, but they really need company 24-7, and that means more than one sheep, preferably at least three.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/15/2020 at 23:43

Kinja'd!!!

Snuze: Needs another Swede > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/15/2020 at 23:46

Im not particularly serious about this, our lifestyle nor our fenced in 1/8 acre would support sheep. But I do think they are very cute! Good luck with the feeding tonight!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/15/2020 at 23:57

Did you eat any sugarfree candies, per chance?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Snuze: Needs another Swede
03/15/2020 at 23:58

Try for a pygmy goat breed

Nom De Plume > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/16/2020 at 00:06

I am having a hard time not laughing at every sheep in the barn coming over to investigate the incredible new smell that followed a loud noise bringing them all fully awake.

Lay fully on one side for 10 minutes with the upper leg cocked and then then do the other side. If things are getting really rough you know it’s working as it should. Usually the switch provides enough gentle coercion, after a few to many minutes, to scare anyone near enough to hear the sudden result.

Chariotoflove > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/16/2020 at 00:20

Man, I’m sorry. That sucks. I do remember someone last year telling me about this olive oil remedy that worked great on his farm animal. Wish I could remember who it was for you...

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/16/2020 at 00:24

Did you upgrade your turbocharger without upgrading the blow-off valve?

ClassicDatsunDebate > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/16/2020 at 00:51

I got one of those too.

Nom De Plume > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/16/2020 at 00:56

Licked his fingers after petting the latest overly exuberant runt.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever
03/16/2020 at 01:51

I think this was voluntary induction, not forced...

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Nom De Plume
03/16/2020 at 01:53

Too close to home on that one...

Nom De Plume > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
03/16/2020 at 02:03

There was a lot of expulsions of bodily fluids and youthful balls of energy going on there lately. Forgive me my blunt country sense of humor summing up a few likely causes in one comment.

I do hope you find relief.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
03/16/2020 at 06:39

I would love one. Mrs says no.